If someone breaks the seal on a bottle of virgin olive oil, did they just bust its hymen?

And how many times can you use the bottle before it becomes a bottle of whore olive oil?





I just broke my YA question 'cherry'!


(Bet you wished I hadn't...)If someone breaks the seal on a bottle of virgin olive oil, did they just bust its hymen?
**shakes head** When you ';go all the way'; wanderer....you GO ALL THE WAY!! Gotta love ya for it. :D





Now.....to answer your question. (If the above pun didn't already) ;)





Remember, olive oil is precious. Never ';use'; it. ';Embrace'; its aroma, its texture, its taste. Savor the taste with your delicate tongue and feel the warmth as it slides down your throat. Once you've done this, it is impossible to stay away from this delicacy you've unleashed. You must have it!! You must have it all!! You will never share this delicious delectable treasure with anyone. It is yours...all yours. You find the finest loaves to dip into this pool of lusciousness. You coat each bite in this nectar of the Gods! You can't get enough so you keep pouring and pouring and pouring as you pour your heart out to this amazingly ';pure'; delight. And then... you look up and discover... she's gone. You savor that taste until it soon starts to fade into a distant memory. You then ';bottle'; up your feelings and toss them in the trash along with your memories of that moment. For then you move on... because in the pantry... lies another waiting to be experienced.If someone breaks the seal on a bottle of virgin olive oil, did they just bust its hymen?
Your bottle would only become a whore if you was to sell the services of her succulent oils to others, and to do so would make you her pimp. If you savour her and she remains loyal to you then she is your lover and true and honset to the last. And shame on you if you get another after her passing! Report Abuse

Thats just funny
Well it's sure not virgin anymore now, is it?
lmao thats funny,,,,i would say by half way down,lol
oh your god!





dude that was a total waste of five points man!





wow!