Is it true that Canadians polish their wood surfaces with babby seal oil in the winter?

*cries*





http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;鈥?/a>Is it true that Canadians polish their wood surfaces with babby seal oil in the winter?
It's really Seal's Babby Oil. He and Heidi Klum have a brisk franchise going on.








God, am I pathetic. That's all I got.Is it true that Canadians polish their wood surfaces with babby seal oil in the winter?
Not just any babby seal, ';white'; babby seals, but you have to club them first to extract their essential oils.





You can cook with white babby seal oil too. Mmmmmm, what I wouldn't give for some California Condor or American Bald Eagle scrambled eggs, cooked over an open, old growth Sequoia wood fire right about now.





*drool*
And sheep's wool. For the perfect shine, you have to use fresh sheep's wool. You have to get on all 4 and scrub that wool hard. And don't be afraid to use both sides, because you want to rub it in deep. After all the pushing on that wool, that wood should just be glowing.
I dip my feet in olive oil and lube and use that to keep my floors shiny, pretty and clean.


Plus, when I drop to the floor to make sweet love (to you) the lube is already there for the taking.


Yummalicious.
Lanolin (sheep grease) is much better. And it's in most skin conditioners too.*my, you look so nice %26amp; healthy, can't wait to rub you over my floors*.
i don't know but i wouldn't be surprised


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yup, babby seal oil is good for oh so many things





I am glad they have not learned to frigth back
prolly
I don't trust anyone that calls ';that'; bacon...lol
Who or what the f*ck is Patrick Brown?

facial cream